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junio 25, 2018

Conozcan a los AVtles

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El 25 de junio fue el día elegido para el Global Beatles Day, una fecha que busca celebrar a los Fab 4 y todo su legado musical y cultural. Desde 2009, todo el mundo le demuestra su amor a George, Paul, John y Ringo con diferentes acciones alrededor del planeta, buscando promover el mensaje de amor y paz que esta banda y sus canciones nos brindan desde hace más de 50 años y que al día de hoy sigue vigente.

Por este motivo, desde ESET quisimos aprovechar la fecha no solo para celebrar las canciones que tanto nos gustan, sino también para conscientizar sobre la importancia de la seguridad de la información. Por eso juntamos a Paul McHeartbleed, Ringo Stagefright, John Meltdown y George Hackingson para que formen los AVtles y hagan algunos covers de los Beatles aunque con una temática de seguridad de la información.

A continuación les presentamos las letras de algunas canciones (en inglés) y les recomendamos que las lean con las canciones originales de fondo, porque siempre hay una buena excusa para escuchar a los gigantes de Liverpool 🙂

YESTERDAY

Yesterday, all that adware seemed so far away
Now it looks like spam is here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, I see virus alerts on my screen
There’s a shadow hanging over me
Oh, yesterday my files were clean

HELP

Help! I need somebody
Help! Not just anybody
Help! You know I need support!
HEEEEELP

Help me if you can, my server’s down
And I do appreciate you being ‘round
Help me get my systems up and running
Won’t you please? Please help me

HERE COMES THE SCAM (Here comes the sun)

Here comes the scam (through my email)
Here come the scam (and I say)
It’s not right

Little darling, you have an email, looks like phishing
Little darling, feels like a threat is in your system
Here comes the scam bug, here comes the scam
It’s not right

MALWARE FREE (Let it be)

When I find myself in times of malware
Antivirus comes to me
Cleaning my new Windows, malware free

And in my hour of darkness
Was a mistake, to click that link
detecting all those viruses
Malware free

Malware free, malware free
malware free, malware free
Also made some backups
Malware free

SHE SCAMED YOU (She loves you)

She scammed you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She scammed you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She scammed you, yeah, yeah, yeah

You think you’ve lost your files
Well, I know she stole them yeah yeah
When you clicked to download
on that e-mail that she seeeent

She has your passwords
And you know that can be bad
Yes, she can hack you
And login to your bank accooount

PHISH AND SHOUT (Twist and shout)

Well, click it up baby now
Phish and shout
Come on, come on, come, come on baby now
Come on and download it on out
Well, download it on out, honey
You know your files look so good
You know your account got me goin’ now
Just like I know it would

Well, click it up baby now
Phish and shout
Come on, come on, come, come on baby now
Come on and download it on out
You know I phish, little girl
You know I phish so fine
Come on and let me phish a little closer now
And let me know that your pass is mine, woo

CAN’T MINE BITCOINS (Can’t buy me love)

Can’t mine Bitcoins, coins
Can’t mine Bitcoins
I’ll buy you a new PC, real safe, if it makes you feel alright
I’ll get you anything, real hardware, if it makes it work alright
Cos I do care too much for money, and you can win some if you mine Bitcoins.

WHILE MY SYSADMIN GENTLY WEEPS (While my guitar gently weeps)

We look at the logs and find out some files are missing
While my SysAdmin gently weeps
I look at the floor and I know the weekend gone
Still my SysAdmin gently weeps

I don’t know why nobody told you
things like this happen in this job
I don’t know how a threat executed
and now all the backup is gone

ALL WE NEED IS LOG (All you need is love)
Log, log, log
Log, log, log
Log, log, log
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be undone
that’s why we’re here to give support
Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be safe in time
It’s easy
All we need is a log, all you need is a log
All we need is a log, log, a log is all you need.

I WANT TO ERASE THE SPAM (I want to hold your hand)

Oh yeah I tell you somethin’
I need my web to run
without, all those pop ups,
I want to erase the spam
I want to erase the spam
I want to erase the spam

Oh please say to me
You’ll clean my web from ads
And please say to me
You’ll help me erase the spam
Now, help me erase the spam
I want to erase the spam

STORAGING FILES FOREVER (Strawberry fields forever)

Let me take you down
cause i’m going to storage some files
a backup is needed
and there’s nothing to be worried about
Storaging files forever

Living is easy with files stored
when complemented with an AV
It’s getting hard to be safe
but it all works out
It doesn’t matter much to me

HACK TOGETHER (Come together)

Here come old hackers, we come coding slowly
We got ju-ju stress-balls, we are techie rollers
We got hoodies down to our knees
Got to be a hacker, just do what you please

We wear no bow-tie, we got zero-day football
We got typing fingers, we are drown on energy drinks
We say, “I hack you, you hack me”
One thing we can tell you is you got to hack free

Hack together, all files
And Pcs

TICKET TO RIDE

I think I’m losing my files, I think I’m unsafe
The mail that sent me a friend, it promised something, yeah

Thought it had a ticket to ride
Now it’s locking all my files,
Oh It’s stealing my life,
It’s ransomware!

MALWARE (Blackbird)

Malware slipping through my system now
infecting all my files and drivers too
all my life
you were only waiting for this moment to arise

Malware stealing all my info, wow
hijacking accounts, pretends to be me
all my friends
clicking on a link that was posted on my profile

Malware fly, malware fly
and steal all of my family’s files

I AM THE VIRUS (I am the walrus)

He got AV you got AV she got AV
and they are all protected
Saw how they cried when I tried to pass
Now I cannot pass
I’m crying

Trying to infect them
waiting for the time to come
data loss prevention, saving corporations
Cannot hack your network, boy
You let your AV work

I am the malware
They are the good men
I am the virus
Goo goo g’joob

FREE FROM RAMSOMWARE (Free as a bird)

Free from ransomware,
It’s the next best thing to be
free from ransomware.

Come and try
thirty days of safety, try
As a bird on wings

Whatever happened to the safety we once knew
Can we really live without protection?
Where did we lose the touch
That seemed to mean so much
It always made me feel so…

WE CAN SHUT IT DOWN (We can work it out)

Try to see it my way,
Do I have to keep on watching this botnet running till I can’t go on?
While you see it your way,
Run the risk of knowing that all your files may soon be gone.

We can shut it down,
We can shut it down.

Think of what you’re saying.
You can think there no such bots and still think that it’s alright.
Think of what I’m saying,
We shut it down and get it right, and at least have a good night.

We can shut it down,
We can shut it down.

DEAR PRUDENCE

Dear Prudence, wont you come out to play
Dear Prudence, browsing the Internet
files are backup-ed, my system too
got protection, and so did you
Dear Prudence wont you come out to play

Dear Prudence, open up those files
Dear Prudence, watch them being scanned
“A detection”, the AV screams
must send the files, to quarantine
Dear Prudence, you should erase infected files

YOU’VE GOT TO BACK YOUR FILES AGAIN (You’ve got to hide your love away)

Here I stand head in hand
All my files have been lost
If they’re gone I can’t go on
where has all my work gone…
Was it that my backup failed?
I did it in 2008
I can see them laugh at me
And I hear them say

Hey you’ve got to back your files again
Hey you’ve got to back your files again

ACROSS THE INTERNET (Across the universe)

Malware samples are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
They infect while they pass, they spam away across the Internet.
Pools of trojans, waves of bots are drifting through my opened web,
Infecting and scaring me.

Linux Guru Dev OS
Malware is gonna change my world,
Malware is gonna change my world.
Malware is gonna change my world,
Malware is gonna change my world.

0-DAYS EVERY WEEK (eight days a week)

Oh i need permits, man
Guess you know it’s true
Hope the AV is up-dated
and the backup too

Patching, hoping
I ain’t got nothing but work, with
0 days every week

BACKUP (Get back)

Jojo had his files saved in a desktop folder
didn’t know they wouldn’t last
He thought it was all right but wasn’t really ready
for a ransomware attack

Backup, backup
Backup your files and save them all
Backup, backup
Backup your files and save them all

 

Si se les ocurren algunas canciones más, los invitamos a que las compartan en los comentarios de la nota.


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